Your Tiny Dick Is Ridiculous

Thats supposed to be a dick? Thats just hilarious! No matter how much youre turned on, it doesnt get thicker than this? Well, if theres nothing in the very first place, it cant grow I guess! And theres nothing you can do about it... your life is worthless and pathetic with a dick like this - and youre never going to be able to sate a woman. And even jerking off is almost impossible for you! Youre just a loser with a ridiculously small cock!